FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?

annikath:

Can you roll your tongue like this? image
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is eight years old, she’s got pink cheeks that her grandmother calls chubby. She wants a second cookie but her aunt says “you’ll get huge if you keep eating.” She wants a dress and the woman in the changing room says “she’ll probably need a large in that.” She wants to have dessert and her waiter says “After all that dinner you just had? You must be really hungry!” and her parents laugh.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is eleven and she is picked second-to-last in gym class. She watches a cartoon and sees that everyone who is annoying is drawn with a big wide body, all sweaty and panting. At night she dreams she is swelling like the ocean over seabeds. When she wakes up, she skips school.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is thirteen and her friends are stick-thin ballerinas with valleys between their hipbones. She is instead developing the wide curves of her mother. She says she is thick but her friends argue that she’s “muscular” and for some reason this hurts worse than just admitting that she jiggles when she walks and she’ll never be a dancer. Eating seconds of anything feels like she’s breaking some unspoken rule. The word “indulgent” starts to go along with “food.”

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is fourteen and she has stopped drinking soda and juice because they bloat you. She always takes the stairs. She fidgets when she has to sit still. Whenever she goes out for ice cream, she leaves half at the bottom - but someone else always leaves more and she feels like she’s falling. She pretends to like salad more than she does. She feels eyes burrowing through her body while she eats lunch. Kate Moss tells her nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but she just feels like she is wilting.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is fifteen the first time her father says “you’re getting gaunt.” She rolls her eyes. She eats one meal a day but thinks she stays the same size. Every time she picks up a brownie she thinks of the people she sees on t.v. and every time she has cake, she thinks of the one million magazine articles on restricting calories. She used to have no idea a flat stomach was supposed to be beautiful until she saw advice on how to achieve it. She cuts back on everything. She controls. They tell her she’s getting too thin but she doesn’t believe it.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is sixteen and tearing herself into shreds in order for a thigh gap big enough to hush the screams in her head. She doesn’t “indulge,” ever. She can’t go out with friends, they expect her to eat. She damns her sweet tooth directly to hell. It’s coffee for breakfast and tea for lunch and if there’s dance that evening, two cups of water and then maybe an apple. She lies all the time until she thinks the words will rot her teeth. She dreams about food when she sleeps. Her aunt begs her to eat anything, even just a small cookie. They say, “One bite won’t make you fat, will it, darling?”

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is seventeen and too sick to go to prom because she can’t stand up for very long. She thinks she wouldn’t look good in a dress anyway. Her nails are blue and not because they are painted. Her hair is too thin to do anything with. She’s tired all the time and always distracted. She once absently mentions the caloric value of grapes to the boy she is with and he looks at her like she’s gone insane and in that moment she realizes most people don’t have numbers constantly scrolling in their heads. She swallows hard and tries to figure out where it all went wrong, why more than a granola bar for a meal makes her feel sick, why she tastes disease and courts with death. She misses sleep. She misses being able to dream. She misses being herself instead of just being empty.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is twenty and writes poetry and is a healthy weight and still fights down the voices every single day. She puts food in her mouth and sometimes cries about it but more and more often feels good, feels balanced. Her cheeks are pink and they are chubby and soft and no longer growing slight fur. Her hair is long and it is beautiful. She still picks herself apart in the mirror, but she’s starting to get better about it. She wears the dress she likes even if it only fits her in a large and she doesn’t feel like a failure for it. She is falling in love with the fat on her hips.

She is eating out with friends and not worrying about finding the lowest calorie item on the menu when she hears a mother tell her four year old daughter “You can’t have ice cream, we just had dinner.
You don’t want to end up as a fat little girl.”

Why do we constantly do this to our children? /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

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st4rbucksomg:

shutupiamsleepy:

midnightblades:

v-is:

applej4ck:

hwankss:

africandaisy:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG
I REGRET NOTHING
I feel accomplished
I feel like I have a proper blog now.
my blog is complete
YES. blog complete.
asdfghjkl
TUMBLR RULE # 183
You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.
I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.
Finally.
OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
My tumblr feels complete. :)
Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.
^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.
holy shit…my life right here.
just for the shits and gigs
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
LOL
now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!
Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.
Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!
i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.
AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.
WOOOT
ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT
the things it says on here omfg why 
FUCKING GOT IT
MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS
It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,but have your face BLURRED OUT… 
This is pretty needed..
i’ve reblogged this 34900754 times FUCKYEA
I don’t understand, what’s this?
finally :’)
forever reblog
if you don’t understand this. get off tumblr plz. omFG. c:
FINALLY. Thank you God.
This is exactly why I love tumblr
LADFN.,MADF

        I was waiting for this almost a year! 
I’ve seen this about 50 times… never seen so many people excited over a blurry picture… please someone fill me in on why this is such a big deal? lol smh… maybe I just don’t get it.

^its been on tumblr since the beginning. and we see every time we customize our pages.  so its kinda a symbol of us being on tumblr :) if you don’t get it, why are you on tumblr?

I’M FUCKING LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS, REBLOGING FOR THE COMMENTS AND WELL…. YOU CAN NOT  NOT HAVE THIS ON YOUR BLOG!

How can you not know what this is? Are there bloggers out there that don’t edit their page??

Mission Accomplished. 

really want to know who it is and let them know they’re tumblr famous lol

st4rbucksomg:

shutupiamsleepy:

midnightblades:

v-is:

applej4ck:

hwankss:

africandaisy:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG

I REGRET NOTHING

I feel accomplished

I feel like I have a proper blog now.

my blog is complete

YES. blog complete.

asdfghjkl

TUMBLR RULE # 183

You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.

I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.

Finally.

OMG FUCKING FINALLY.

My tumblr feels complete. :)

Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.

^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.

holy shit…my life right here.

just for the shits and gigs

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

LOL

now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!

Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.

Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!

i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.

AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.

WOOOT

ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT

the things it says on here omfg why 

FUCKING GOT IT

MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS

It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,
but have your face BLURRED OUT… 

This is pretty needed..

i’ve reblogged this 34900754 times FUCKYEA

I don’t understand, what’s this?

finally :’)

forever reblog

if you don’t understand this. get off tumblr plz. omFG. c:

FINALLY. Thank you God.

This is exactly why I love tumblr

LADFN.,MADF

        I was waiting for this almost a year! 

I’ve seen this about 50 times… never seen so many people excited over a blurry picture… please someone fill me in on why this is such a big deal? lol smh… maybe I just don’t get it.

^its been on tumblr since the beginning. and we see every time we customize our pages.  so its kinda a symbol of us being on tumblr :) if you don’t get it, why are you on tumblr?

I’M FUCKING LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS, REBLOGING FOR THE COMMENTS AND WELL…. YOU CAN NOT  NOT HAVE THIS ON YOUR BLOG!

How can you not know what this is? Are there bloggers out there that don’t edit their page??

Mission Accomplished. 

really want to know who it is and let them know they’re tumblr famous lol

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Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

  • Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead. That, or they'd criticize you, but it'd be so on point that you'd feel bad enough to kill yourself.
  • Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
  • Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
  • Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
  • Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
  • Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
  • Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
  • Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
  • Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
  • Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
  • Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
  • Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.

krazehcakes:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥

This is very cute *A*. A constant reminder each day.

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Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination

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buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

the last one though

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rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

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rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

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